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In a street of an English town a policeman stops a car. In the car there is a visitor from Continent.

Policeman (P): Why are you driving on the right side of the road?
Visitor (V): Do you want me to drive on the wrong side?
P: You are driving on the wrong side.
V: But you said I was driving on the right side.
P: I meant to say that you were on the right, and that was wrong.
V: A strange country. If right is wrong, I'm right when I'm on the wrong side. So why did you stop me?
P: My dear sir, you must keep on the left. The right side is left.
V: Well, I want to go to Bellwood. Will you tell me the way, please?
P: Certainly. At the end of the road turn left.
V: Now let me think. Turn left. In England letf is right and right is wrong.Is that the idea?
P: You will be right if you turn left. But if you turn right you'll be wrong.
V: Thank you for the explanation. It's quite clear. And I'll do my best not to forget it.